Okay, you've landed on water, after having gone through Elizabeth Kubler-Ross' 5 stages of death and having soiled yourself.
Time to see if you're still afloat enough to open the door.
Still afloat - good .
Open the door as shown
Wipe that self-satisfied smug look off your face. and give the door a good shove.
Hold onto the handle next to the door, or you'll end up in the drink - or as your fellow passengers call it "your pre-feast marinade".
Pull the red handle that releases the moon bounce.
Allow all non-minorities (apparently) to board the moon bounce.
Pathetically, some passengers will primp their Mae West life jackets in an attempt at maintaining dignity.
Oh thank God- those white bastards are letting minorities aboard! Now that you're all in (presumably, since we can't see Kwame from this angle) lift the flap that exposes a second Survivor-style puzzle.
While Rupert the Hippie looks on, give the white handled cord a good yank.
This will loosen the tether that holds you fast to the sinking plane.
Remember:
HOOK EQUALS KNIFE
Since you couldn't bring a knife.........
Simply take the "hook=knife" tool and cut the rope so you can be freed from the sinking 757 or Airbus. Wait, where's the hook?!?
Oh God, Oh God, WHERE'S THE HOOK? In the boat? Under the flap at the plane? Hanging from the rope? WHERE'S THE HOOK?!?!
WHERE'S THE DAMN HOOK?!?!
The plane!! It's sinking- where is the hook??????!!!!!
Had the directions I carefully reviewed during flight included an illustration as to where to find this tool we could have all avoided CERTAIN DEATH!!!!!!