No one told me when to run- I missed the starting gun!
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Photos of TV


I sometimes find that taking pictures of the TV is helpful in sharing my amazement at the weirdness the matrix has to offer us . I'm not above TV, sneering at the common folk, haughty in my self-assured cathode ray celibacy, on my way to the regatta with a volume of Proust under my arm, my imaginary mortarboard teetering atop my healthy pulsating cortex.

Nope- I watch TV.

So I was really amazed to see this wonderful (Notice the italics? - That's me gushing...) collection of photos taken off the TV by bigshot writer Mike Sacks. I got sucked in and would have peed if I didn't have such a robust urethra. (ability to write name, put out fire, etc.) You will love it, or I will hate you. No, really I won't. Link at pic and link, link followers.

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Sunday, March 09, 2008
Joke O' The Day


Want this joke on a t-shirt? Forget it.

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Friday, January 25, 2008
A sensible question to ask


Mitchell & Webb of Peep Show reknown.
Another one here

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Wednesday, February 28, 2007
A Game of Cat and Mouse
Tom and Jerry:
Protagonist/Antagonist
Worker/Establishment
Beatle/Stone
Bowie/Jagger
Me/Jerks
fehrui/renhjiq


Picture is a link to a charming story told in Bigpanelovision

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Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Monkey - Vic Reeves - LEMONADE - fun
In the clip shown Vic taste tests Fruit Drinks for Morrissey the Consumer Monkey.



Vic Reeves' Big Night Out was popular enough in the early 90's to get 2 seasons out of Channel 4. It was The Tonight Show DNA mixed with Pee wee's Playhouse DNA all with a frustrated rock star undercurrent.

Reeves and Mortimer, the team who did the Randall and Hopkirk(deceased)remake series presented on BBC America last year, originally did Big Night Out as a stage show.

Vic, whose real name is Jim Moir, was actually friends with Morrissey at the time and sang on his cover of the Jam's That's Entertainment.


It's available at Amazon.co.uk - Just hack your DVD player to play other regions (using your remote) and problem solved.

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Sunday, January 07, 2007
5 Punches - #1
From '53:













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Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Charred? No, Chard.
From MAD (EC era)



"Charred" furniture - get it? Get it!?!?!




Reference photo for control group:



The laughs just keep comin' - no?

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Monday, November 13, 2006
Honey? Good News! We can make our own hot dogs!!!