C'mon folks - the New Year's coming! Soon you won't know what day it is unless you ask your Moms and Dads for an Official GlyphJockey Celebrity Dollar Store Hoochie Calendar! This phenomena's about over with just about everybody either getting counseled or in rehab, so why not relive the year of the celebritney - oops - celebrity hoochie in 2008? Featuring photos originally styled and shot by Lex10 hisself, y'all! Click on the top right link in the sidebar to order TODAY, Muthas!

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Just in time for the Holidays! The much loved Dollar Store Celebrity Hoochie Calendar!

Mark time as they imbibe! Tick off days as they run around in a haze! Count the months 'til rehab ends!

Send one to a prisoner! Makes a cutting edge, zeitgeist grabbin' Christmas gift! Great for a godless Russian Communist New Year Gift! (S'novy Godom!) Buy eight for Hannukah! Oy! Or beat the rush and give 'em out at Thanksgiving!!!


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Original Post Here, if you're wondering what the fuss is about, or if you'd like to see the gals again......

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