No one told me when to run- I missed the starting gun!
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
In your briefcase lies the fascination of exciting go-kart race
I WANT THIS.
But I also want a lot of other stuff
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The other cool things are:
  • The the built-in translation tools on this Google-found autotranslated page.
  • The wonky autotranslation itself
  • The nicely constructed flash "Super Zoom" feature on the enlarged picture pop-up
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Friday, November 02, 2007
Calendars 4 Sale: Dollar Store Celebrity Hoochies
Just in time for the Holidays! The much loved Dollar Store Celebrity Hoochie Calendar!

Mark time as they imbibe! Tick off days as they run around in a haze! Count the months 'til rehab ends!

Send one to a prisoner! Makes a cutting edge, zeitgeist grabbin' Christmas gift! Great for a godless Russian Communist New Year Gift! (S'novy Godom!) Buy eight for Hannukah! Oy! Or beat the rush and give 'em out at Thanksgiving!!!


BUY DOLLAR STORE HOOCHIE CALENDARS HERE
(or above, or below for that matter......)

Support independent publishing: buy this calendar on Lulu.

Original Post Here, if you're wondering what the fuss is about, or if you'd like to see the gals again......

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Monday, December 25, 2006
Katamari Damacy Earrings
My daughter made these for her mother, an avid roller. They are Katamari Damacy earrings. The Prince, represented by the green cylinder bead at the bottom, is rolling his Katamari towards other objects.



She also took the care to create a special little Myntz-case-based presentation case.

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Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Xmas Xards
From the GlyphJockey Collection:

Sad one:

What- is he in the slammer?

"I hope I see you nex year My Dear wife my love to you try to come with John please!
From your loving husband J. Sidaris xxxxxxxxxxx"

Fancy #1

Note REAL feather !!

certification of fancyness from back of card:


Fancy #2

note metallic plastic bow

Ruth Ratby had style


Baseball-card-style Xmas Greeting

obverse of same


4 Santas in a row:




That last one courtesy of THE SUNSHINE CLUB - (what are they? nudists, maybe?)



Happy Greetings?!? Use this one in summer, I guess...



Cartes Postales





Die Cut



and a nauseating kitty



OK pretty much blew out that resource - one can only hope it has POSITIVELY affected your MOOD...Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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